Schadenfreudelicious: Conservatives predict #BidenDebateLines

by JamieHines
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A debate between Vice President Joe Biden and GOP VP candidate Paul Ryan? Yes, please.

What am I looking forward to the most? The Ryan/Biden Debate.

— Madeleine McAulay (@m_mcaulay) August 11, 2012

Sadly, we’ll have to wait until October to witness Biden’s inevitable debate missteps.

The Biden/Ryan VP Debate is set for October 11 at Centre College in Danville, Kentucky. 9-10:30pm/ET.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) August 11, 2012

Biden debate prep going full speed. Team has ordered all new Speak-and-Spells.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 11, 2012

But fortunately, conservatives are offering a preview using the #BidenDebateLines hashtag.

#BidenDebateLines Sure, this Ryan guy is brilliant and experienced, but has anybody tested his mettle?

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 11, 2012

"You're from Wisconsin? Riiiiiiight, like that's even a real country." #BidenDebateLines

— Charly J. (@chuck_dizzle) August 11, 2012

I know you're from Wisconsin, but I can understand your accent just fine. At least you're not that Indian guy. #BidenDebateLines

— One Who Remembers (@lheal) August 11, 2012

Okay Pauly, I'm done with my pudding. Now lose that shirt so we can get to wrasslin'. #BidenDebateLines

— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 11, 2012

#BidenDebateLines I'm Joe from Scranton Pee-Ay. Why am I here? Where is the big fucking beef? J-O-B-S. In conclusion, high speed rail.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 11, 2012

I was told there'd be no math. #BidenDebateLines

— Miss Stacia (@glockandpearls) August 11, 2012

#BidenDebateLines Can I phone a lifeline?

— Wonderlander (@w0nderlander) August 11, 2012

I hate the Packers! They're the worst baseball team in the NBA! #BidenDebateLines

— Timothy Salters (@thealtofsalt) August 11, 2012

#BidenDebateLines "You can't even walk into a bank these days unless you have a slight Chinese accent!"

— Ian Essling (@ianessling) August 11, 2012

I colored in the lines on my kids menu today. #BidenDebateLines

— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) August 11, 2012

Mister Whiskers is a funny name for a cat. I like pancakes. #BidenDebateLines

— Daniel Knauf (@Daniel_Knauf) August 11, 2012

"…but in all seriousness, I just wanted to say that you were terrific in Sleepless in Seattle." #BidenDebateLines

— Charly J. (@chuck_dizzle) August 11, 2012

The match-up is so unfair, we almost feel bad for Vice President Biden. Almost.

Oddly enough, a Ryan vs Biden debate would look a lot like Ryan pushing an old woman off a cliff.

— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) August 11, 2012

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