ideas on for size

by BertramO
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This afternoon’s special White House presser was meant to reassure us that our government’s got this whole Ebola thing under control. But based on what we’ve seen so far, that’s clearly not the case.

Since we can’t trust the government to come up with halfway-decent solutions, let’s open up the floor to the American public:

Idea: Infect ISIS with Ebola

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 3, 2014

And then …

Idea: Tell ISIS that the Ebola virus is an infidel.

— ن Miké Ramoné ن (@ThePantau) October 3, 2014

Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

Here are a few more promising suggestions:

@ThePantau Idea: Figure out a way to put Ebola on IRS hard drives.

— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014

.@Matthops82 @ThePantau Idea: Tell feminists that Ebola is a fetus.

— Leslie (@LADowd) October 3, 2014

@LADowd @Matthops82 @ThePantau Idea: Tell Obama Ebola is a tax cut.

— LunaticRex (@LunaticRex) October 3, 2014

Genius. See, now that’s how you stop Ebola in its tracks!



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