Melania Trump’s Hilarious Tweets Are Low-Key The Best Things You’ll Ever Read
Melania Trump made headlines last week when a section of her speech was clearly plagiarizedfrom a speech given by Michelle Obama years ago. The alleged speech writer admitted to the plagiarizing, but claimed it was accidental. AndMelania continues toinsist thatshe had notknown about it.
Regardless, Melaniahas been thrust into the public eye. And, because I am an important journalist, I decided to aimlessly scroll through her Twitter while eating my lunch and trying not to fall asleep.What I found there absolutely delighted me.
Melania Trump’s Twitter feed is extremely weird and tremendously fascinating.
MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) May 29, 2015
It’s hard to tell what percentage of herpeculiaridiosyncrasiescan be attributed to her foreignness, or to her living the life of an actual queen, or to her just genuinely being an odd person, but whatever theproportions, it’s highly entertaining.
Some of her posts are exactly as confusing as they are intriguing.
What is she thinking? pic.twitter.com/rFufrgMb
MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) August 10, 2012
MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) August 8, 2013
Sometimes, the posts are oddly poetic.
We had colorful & silent visitors in the sky last night… pic.twitter.com/3NMbYl4aGG
MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) July 27, 2013
And sometimes they are terrifying…
Happy Easter! pic.twitter.com/UXnFWYVfod
— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) March 27, 2016
…stop fucking staring at me, duck.