Everything You Need To Know About The England Vs. Italy Match

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Yes, we lost. But still.

1. Everybody was very excited for the England vs. Italy match.

Tim Glanfield™ @timglanfield

BBC pay dividend to English licence fee payers by awarding us a free goal! #EnglandvsItaly

8. In their defence, it really did look in.

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9. There was a horrifying possibility that England might do well.

Tom Phillips @flashboy

Oh god. HOPE. The worst thing. Disaster. #ENG

10. Luckily the pundits were there to save us from excitement. Phil Neville in particular.

Römesh Ranganathan @RomeshRanga

Phil Neville's voice helping to counteract any adrenaline.

George Magnus @georgemagnus1

Phil Neville sounds like he's talking to his therapist

Toby Fair @TopTopPundit

Phil Neville sounds like he's spent the day listening to Joy Division records with Mark Lawrenson.

Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell

Phil Neville sounds like a Dignitas satnav.

14. But still, England were looking good.

Timothy Powell @TCP1980

The Brazilian climate's done wonders for Rooney's hair #OppositeOfABrazillian #ComeOnEngland

Sean Taylor @SeanTayTay

Rooney's hair implants have grown in nicely.

Jeff @jeffito

Wayne Rooney's hair is looking fantastic in its World Cup debut.

17. Then Italy scored. Obviously.

Then Italy scored. Obviously.

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18. And everybody was like this:

Back Page Football @bpfootball

Wonder what was going through Gary Lewin's mind?

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Römesh Ranganathan @RomeshRanga

Rumours that Gary Lewin faked injury as he could hear Phil Neville from where he was stood.

30. Everything was evenly balanced.

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31. Although some players tried to fool the referee into thinking they’d scored by pretending to be a football.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/poor-gary-lewin

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